you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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