Non-Jews are for practice
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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