My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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