would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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