I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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