I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
God, I missed his penis.
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