Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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