ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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