Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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