I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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