did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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