glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
handjob tips. give me some.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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