found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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