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i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You did what with his pubic hair?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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