I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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