So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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