considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
Sounded like a fantastic night until the "someone else's husband" part.
none of this sounded remotely fantastic. ESPECIALLY not the later... I'm embarrassed to share the area code.
not impressed, just embarrassed... for you.
Wat a fuckin baser
My prediction this girl is dead before age 30.
All I can say is wow...
Skanky ho mom? Is that you???
Wow, that's a crazy sweet sixteen
The OP doesn't have to be a girl. Just sayin'
I hope this person is dead by 30.
It really cracks me up that everyone on here says how f*cked up her life is and sh*t, yet you're probably the ones rooting for all these drunk college frat texts about random hookups. People drink, and use recreational drugs. Get over it and yourself. Double standards are for puddles.
Do not reproduce!