Well douche your snatch and let's go!
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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