I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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