I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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