There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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