My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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