I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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