I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
