Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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