I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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