she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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