I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
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The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
It's rum buckets o'clock
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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