I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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