it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Operation Purity has been aborted
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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