Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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