First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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