Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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