I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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