I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
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Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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