I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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