do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
one two three fourrrrnication!
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
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i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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