Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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