do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
