Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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