FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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