peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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