You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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