hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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