wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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