I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i came on her dog
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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