That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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