I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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