I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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