we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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