is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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