I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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