tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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