you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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