i barfeds in our rink
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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