may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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