Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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